Turning-Japanese's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Mario Brothers - Part IV]

PHANTASMAGORIA CROW...

Consdier yourself the best flash artist on newgrounds. Not because you had the best graphics or artistic inclination, but because you proved that you don't necessarily need either of those qualities (which you may or may not posess) to produce such an excellent plot and drama in a flash movie. You made some of these people CRY with a friggin' Mario flash, man. That's just talent.

Using the Mario brothers' environment to tell a story using characters and settings we were all familiar with was a great trick to get us attatched to them, which makes such an environment ideal for a tragic story. The lava was an awesome dramatic touch.

The way I see it, those people who watch this movie and give you a bad score/review are just proof that you can't give much credit to the judgement of a network of thirteen year-old dumbasses. Consider the negative reviews you get to be a margin of error in this rating system.

Excellent movie.

[My US of Whateva!]

Excellent sound quality

An overall great job. Congrats.

[The 5th Avocado [ Color ]]

Not funny.

... Not funny.

[Super Mario bros Z ep 1 (old series)]

Holy crap...

GREAT job. Very professional-looking, and an interesting plot. Keep up the good work, dude.

[The People's Mario]

O ... k..

What did that have to do with communism? (Besides the music, I suppose).

Shitty sound, but awesome style.

[Geeks In Love]

WELL written song...

(But you should really get another singer).

Don't take that the wrong way, though. The video was hilarious and well drawn. You definitely get a ten, for reminding me of all the geeks in love I know.

Kudos!

[Salad Fingers Episode 7]

What the hell is wrong with people?

You know, I just wanna point out how friggin creepy it is that this toon is such a hit. People eat this shit up, and I have no idea why...

.. I loved it.. ?

[Who Killed Ken Kutaragi]

Painful to watch

Not funny. Well-animated, but boring.

[SMB: All Aboard!]

Who put this on the front page?

Wow, it was like a crappy flash animation to showcase the creator's crappy music.

The voices were dreadful and the jokes weren't funny. I groaned when I found out 'The end' really wasn't, and again, it wasn't funny at all. Stop trying.